I and U Episode 2

Welcome geeks and nerds of the world wide web, it us I and U! We are back with new pics for YOUUUUUU!

I: Hey U, cut it out!

U: Hey, I got a joke for you.

I: What is it?

U: WHY was the spider, afraid of the internet!?

I: Because it's the world wide web.*=.=* PWNED. That is such a used joke. Wanna hear a better one?

U: Oh look at that, we're out of time!

Episode 2

I: The no fart zone...
???: *faaaaarrrrrrrrrtt*
I: U! WAS THAT YOU?!
U: Excuse me... I couldn't resist.*D:* Who would put that type of sign on top of the air freshener section?!
T: Look down...
I: WHO THE HECK are you?!

I: What's the point of having air fresheners if nobody farts?
U: You're right I! *Faaaartssss*
I: I would like to buy 5 air fresheners please... No, scratch that, make it everything.

U: Drop it drop it drop it!!!

I: YES YES, DROP!!! (Hehehehehe, I like seing people in pain!!!)

U: I.... did YOU push those books down?

I: *Whistles* (Heeeeeheeeeheeeeeeee)...

U: It's a cloud!

I: It's a rabbit...

U: IT'S A CLOUD!

I: It's a rabbit...

U: It's A CLOOOOUUUD!

I: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, IT'S A FREAKIN' RABBIT!

U: Don't beat me up...*):* Did you take your chill pills today?

I: You can get diabetes just looking at it.*@.@*

U: *Nom nom nom nom nom*

I: U, you're gonna get diabetes... Continue! *>:D*

U: No, I won't.

I: You know what, I can't say that I care.

1 minute later.

U: I.... calll....the....ambulance....

I: No, do it yourself.

U: I....pleaaaaseee....

I: No. (HE'S DEAD!!! Hahahaha! )

U: I'm....still....alive...!

I: Aww man!

THIS IS THE EEEEEEEEEENNNNNNDD OF EPISODE 2!

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK...and whatever I said in the last episode. blah blah blah.

I: Hey T, you're getting lazier each day.

T: You're fired.

I: I'M SORRY I'M SORRRYYY!

T: You better be.

I:....Sooo, do I get my job back?*:D*

FIN.

We.Need.COOKIES. Out!

Christmas Cheers!

Merry Christmas!

Ps, this is my Christmas tree from 2 years back:P

Episode 1

Hi I'm I and this is U! We will be your dumbells slash hosts for the day... or night... or whatever timeline you're in!

We are here to brighten your day...or night... or whatever timeline you're in...

I- The know-it-all wannabe.

U- The dim rod.

Episode 1

I: Dome...
U: Doooo..Meeee. DO-ME!
I: It's Doh-um you idiot... What were this restaurant's owners thinking when they named it?
U: Naughty naughtyyyy!
I: NEXT!

U: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

I: No comment.

U: Why everywhere but MY country? *D:*

I: It's because of people like you, running out of the house naked.

U: But that's not illegal... is it?

I: Because of you... it is.

U: Nooo! Not the tv!

I: It might save you, 'cause it looks like you're stuck to that tv 24/7. Get outta the house! GET SOME AIR DAMMIT! Stop wasting all your precious time glued to the tv!*T.T*

U: Okay okay... you don't have to cry over it . Geez*>.>*

U: HOLY COW. THAT GUY IS HUGE!

I: Who's that short dude there?

U: Oh who cares! Let's go back to the tall guy. He's so freaking HUGE!*O.O*

I: It's either that guy is super tall, or the other dude is a Smurf.

U: OMG, it's a cute, adorable, fluffy, little dog!

I: It's a rabbit, nimrod! For you idiots out there, this rabbit's breed is a lionhead, they can grow into the size of a kingsized chihuahua.
U: Oooh, so that's what it is........ EITHER WAY, it's too cute, adorable and fluffy! I want one*):*

I: Isn't this one of those famous anime shows?

U: YES IT IS! It's my favourite basketball show! Slam Dunk!

I: How I wish I could dunk your head into that hoop.

U: Ahhh! It's coming to eat me!

I: It's a fish numbskull.

U: Ooh cool. Makes me hungry for sushi though. SUSHI KING!

I: This fish gives me the impression that it has more brains than you.

This is the end of Episode 1!

Tune in next week, same day or night or whatever timeline you're in:P

We.Need.COOKIES. Out.

It's Just An Introduction

This is me. I'm writing everything word for word with the help of my sister because I'm dyslexic. I don't use my problem as a weakness, as you can see I'm suceeding! XD

My hobbies are photography, video games and sports. If you wanna comment on my pictures, feel free to use the chatbox.

Can you spot the animal? And no, it's not a snake(: Enjoy my blurg!